If this is YOUR FIRST VISIT TO MY BLOG, THEN READ THE NEXT lines, I Know it's a little late to start typing, BUT THA DAMN VISTA WAS TELLING MEEE TO GO CHECK MY SECURITY PROTOCOLS, PROTOCOLS??? :< ... WHAT'S NEXT??? CALL THE FUC%!~*& COPS??? Look, I only needed a well cooked material to launch this blog, and it just happened 1 HOUR AGO :), It involves a friend and a Turkish soap opera. Introducing my-self was never any fun, so just like I always say, "Know me To KNOW ME", Damn we are going to H A V E SO much FUN...

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"Legion" Why do we defy GOD?

- Many movies like {Bruce Almighty} {Constantine}, and of-course the upcoming {Legion} in 22nd of January 2010, are simply defying and manipulating GOD's holiness; either by letting {Morgan Freeman} impersonate HIM, or telling the viewers that HE is playing chess against Satan while we human beings are the pieces or as {Legion} would tell us that GOD is pissed at us and is sending his Angels led by Gabriel to exterminate us.


- Since Paul Bettany has starred in religion concerned movies like {The Da Vinci Code} acting as the priest who thinks he is protecting the Christianity by implementing GOD's work on Earth, later comes the {Legion} acting as the fallen Arch Angel who is saving humanity from GOD's anger implemented by an army of angels, and now filming {Priest} as he disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

- Let's have a glimpse at the movie from a critic perspective, it has many solid mistakes; for example materializing the Angels by making them jump on cars and weak toward bullets and of-course fire 'cause after all they are Heavenly based; turning them into some {Die Hard} wannabees totally forgetting that Gabriel had literally flipped Sodom and Gomorrah with the tip of one of HIS 600 wings.

- The plot says "The last time GOD lost faith in man he sent a flood, this time he sent Angels" now like most of Hollywood's productions, the story is mixed up; the movie would show us locusts attacking, thunder & hail, boils and darkness; which are some of the {10 Curses of Egypt} at Moses's time; which is not new to humanity, as if HE is out of ideas.

- Defying GOD is not going to take us any where, enough said.


NOD32's True Story

- As I have mentioned in my previous blog that marketing can easily send out the right message by the least effort, here is another example I would like to mention.

- The NOD32 is an anti-virus, wasn't that much of a strong one until the latest version was finally released {4.0}.

- I don't know about you but I do care much for my hygiene both physical and technological.

- So along the way I have been personally trying to find the ultimate anti-virus,I know nothing is perfect, but it's relative; what is fine for me may not be the same to you.

- When I tried the {NOD 32 V3.0.684}, it was worse than the first release of Vista "if you know what I mean", so I went running back to {McAfee} but then the {NOD 32 V4.0} was released so I gave it another shot and it's very fine so far.

- Now here is my point, I have noticed that the image used for {V3.0.684} "the weak version" was a very sad robot sitting on the side as if saying "I am sad, useless and I can't detect any threat", they might have even added some tears to for the miserable thing.




- But {V.4.0} had this very well posse filled with confidence and honor as if saying "This is where I stand"


Sunday, August 23, 2009

When Marketing can Simply Deliver the FULL Message

- If you don't know what is Manix, it is the french Durex; but it dominates it's markets by the very smart ads; here is an example for the lubricant they produce.




http://www.manixshop.fr

The Lindt Chili Experience




- As I wanted to break away from my strict diet while I was checking at the Lindt collection, a couple of my friends suggested the Lindt Chili.

- Simply I will explain it in two points, Eating & Tasting.

Eating: Just as any strong and elegant as you can get from any well cooked chocolate bar.

Tasting: This is the whole experience that you don't usually get out of chocolate, and that is the whole point of the Chili; after all you never expect chocolate to sting.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Google's How To...???

- Like any normal day, I was searching for a specific topic by using the Google search engine, and as I just typed "how to" the most viewed 'searched for' results just dropped down, as if to ease my search for me.

- Now if you don't know me or wouldn't know that "Ahmad" defines a male name, then you will be surprised as I was to see what could have been my question...

- Again here is the screen-shot.

A History Lesson




Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot,! he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

This is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

To Download OR NOT To Download!!!

- Here is another mystery provided by {Microsoft}; I have faced another weird and meaningless glitch in my {Windows Media Player 11}, for some reason that may not be known to {Microsoft} "no surprise" which is that the {Media Player} doesn't update the library at all.

- So instead of going deep into the {registry} to do nothing but to waste my eye fluid, I decided to download the {exe} from {microsoft.com} to reinstall it.

- In less than 10 Seconds I was pressing the download button, and waiting calmly to get it on my laptop, {so I thought}, the next page said this "There is no download available for this operating system"; I have {Windows 7} but I couldn't even find it for {Vista} as always here are the images.

- And as for my problem if you even give a damn, I installed {Zune}.