If this is YOUR FIRST VISIT TO MY BLOG, THEN READ THE NEXT lines, I Know it's a little late to start typing, BUT THA DAMN VISTA WAS TELLING MEEE TO GO CHECK MY SECURITY PROTOCOLS, PROTOCOLS??? :< ... WHAT'S NEXT??? CALL THE FUC%!~*& COPS??? Look, I only needed a well cooked material to launch this blog, and it just happened 1 HOUR AGO :), It involves a friend and a Turkish soap opera. Introducing my-self was never any fun, so just like I always say, "Know me To KNOW ME", Damn we are going to H A V E SO much FUN...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

NCIS: Los Angeles A.K.A "B.S"




- "NCIS" has been one of the most viewed television series since the first episode until now with it's 7th season began to air in 22 September 2009; if there had to be any changes for any reason, the result shouldn't have been the "CIA" extravagant L.A Version.

- If "007" would have collected a team for one of his "Don't Die Before Yesterday" sequels, the "NCIS: L.A" team would be it. The cast is so huge that you will never have enough time to get close to any of them in-order for you to at least "keep track" not to mention "get to know". 6 Regular characters and 3 Recurring with only "CBS" as the common ground.

1- Chris O'Donnell: Special Agent In Charge; the "Robin" wannabee is NCIS's "xXx".

2- LL Cool J: Senior Field Agent, an ex-Navy SEAL and his bold head is the only serious thing going-on in this hollow lump on his shoulders. Go turn yourself on infront of a mirror; drop acting you are only convincing your agent.

The rest are just blabbing what ever comes-up on the screens as if they understand any of it. Along with the black and white shots of imagery taken from "NCIS".


Enough Said.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Why Real MEN Drive Stick!!!




- Real men understand that cars need three pedals, otherwise the vehicle is nothing more than a fancy golf cart.

- An automatic transmission is a fine accessory to have -- it's for those who find driving to be a confusing task, but unfortunately find themselves frequently distracted by things like cell phones, makeup, and shiny things. One of the obvious downsides to this propensity to distraction is when it comes time for these drivers to gently tug the steering wheel to either the left or right, they end up crashing into moving and parked cars.

- Rather than admit that driving is a skill that needs to be practiced and mastered, the people who favor automatic transmissions blame their poor driving skills on everyone and everything else.

“The tree jumped out into the middle of the road!” they will exclaim, quickly followed by a cry of, “There was no way to avoid it!” Of course, these drivers will be sure to omit the fact that they were texting, checking their lip gloss, and/or trying to master the use of the sippy cup holding their double tall nonfat chai latte.

Here is exactly why Real Men Drive Manually Transmitted Cars:

*You can't spell "manual" without "man".

- No Comment.

*You can't drift in an auto.

- No Comment.

* You’ll never look like a chump if you can drive stick.

- No Comment.

* Manual transmission cars are faster.

- No Comment.

* Women like a guy who is good with his hands.

- No Comment.

*Manual transmissions prove you can do more than one thing at a time

- Some people have a hard time walking and sipping chai lattes at the same time. No one respects these people. We as a society respect those who can do more than one thing at a time -- especially if they can do those things well. Men who excel at performing multiple, complex motor movements at one time, such as professional athletes, often enjoy an almost godlike status.

*A manual transmission is the ultimate in control:

- Despite what engineers may say, modern cars aren’t that smart. Cars that shift themselves will often hold the wrong gear, or shift up at the worst possible time, resulting in a car that treats the gas pedal as a suggestion box -- which it then promptly ignores. The automatic car is going to tell you what to do, and ultimately make you its bitch.

* You get better fuel economy with a stick.

- Manual transmissions have historically been more energy efficient than traditional automatic transmissions, and a quick look at EPA numbers will show that a manual version of a car can get 1 to 2 more miles per gallon than its identical automatic-equipped sibling.


Source: Askmen.com

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"Legion" Why do we defy GOD?

- Many movies like {Bruce Almighty} {Constantine}, and of-course the upcoming {Legion} in 22nd of January 2010, are simply defying and manipulating GOD's holiness; either by letting {Morgan Freeman} impersonate HIM, or telling the viewers that HE is playing chess against Satan while we human beings are the pieces or as {Legion} would tell us that GOD is pissed at us and is sending his Angels led by Gabriel to exterminate us.


- Since Paul Bettany has starred in religion concerned movies like {The Da Vinci Code} acting as the priest who thinks he is protecting the Christianity by implementing GOD's work on Earth, later comes the {Legion} acting as the fallen Arch Angel who is saving humanity from GOD's anger implemented by an army of angels, and now filming {Priest} as he disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

- Let's have a glimpse at the movie from a critic perspective, it has many solid mistakes; for example materializing the Angels by making them jump on cars and weak toward bullets and of-course fire 'cause after all they are Heavenly based; turning them into some {Die Hard} wannabees totally forgetting that Gabriel had literally flipped Sodom and Gomorrah with the tip of one of HIS 600 wings.

- The plot says "The last time GOD lost faith in man he sent a flood, this time he sent Angels" now like most of Hollywood's productions, the story is mixed up; the movie would show us locusts attacking, thunder & hail, boils and darkness; which are some of the {10 Curses of Egypt} at Moses's time; which is not new to humanity, as if HE is out of ideas.

- Defying GOD is not going to take us any where, enough said.


NOD32's True Story

- As I have mentioned in my previous blog that marketing can easily send out the right message by the least effort, here is another example I would like to mention.

- The NOD32 is an anti-virus, wasn't that much of a strong one until the latest version was finally released {4.0}.

- I don't know about you but I do care much for my hygiene both physical and technological.

- So along the way I have been personally trying to find the ultimate anti-virus,I know nothing is perfect, but it's relative; what is fine for me may not be the same to you.

- When I tried the {NOD 32 V3.0.684}, it was worse than the first release of Vista "if you know what I mean", so I went running back to {McAfee} but then the {NOD 32 V4.0} was released so I gave it another shot and it's very fine so far.

- Now here is my point, I have noticed that the image used for {V3.0.684} "the weak version" was a very sad robot sitting on the side as if saying "I am sad, useless and I can't detect any threat", they might have even added some tears to for the miserable thing.




- But {V.4.0} had this very well posse filled with confidence and honor as if saying "This is where I stand"


Sunday, August 23, 2009

When Marketing can Simply Deliver the FULL Message

- If you don't know what is Manix, it is the french Durex; but it dominates it's markets by the very smart ads; here is an example for the lubricant they produce.




http://www.manixshop.fr

The Lindt Chili Experience




- As I wanted to break away from my strict diet while I was checking at the Lindt collection, a couple of my friends suggested the Lindt Chili.

- Simply I will explain it in two points, Eating & Tasting.

Eating: Just as any strong and elegant as you can get from any well cooked chocolate bar.

Tasting: This is the whole experience that you don't usually get out of chocolate, and that is the whole point of the Chili; after all you never expect chocolate to sting.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Google's How To...???

- Like any normal day, I was searching for a specific topic by using the Google search engine, and as I just typed "how to" the most viewed 'searched for' results just dropped down, as if to ease my search for me.

- Now if you don't know me or wouldn't know that "Ahmad" defines a male name, then you will be surprised as I was to see what could have been my question...

- Again here is the screen-shot.