If this is YOUR FIRST VISIT TO MY BLOG, THEN READ THE NEXT lines, I Know it's a little late to start typing, BUT THA DAMN VISTA WAS TELLING MEEE TO GO CHECK MY SECURITY PROTOCOLS, PROTOCOLS??? :< ... WHAT'S NEXT??? CALL THE FUC%!~*& COPS??? Look, I only needed a well cooked material to launch this blog, and it just happened 1 HOUR AGO :), It involves a friend and a Turkish soap opera. Introducing my-self was never any fun, so just like I always say, "Know me To KNOW ME", Damn we are going to H A V E SO much FUN...

Sunday, January 11, 2009

RTFM





At the early days of UNIX, when thousands of dumb users just kept on asking questions that are just a copy paste away in the manual, the UNIX Technical Support just had to come up with a reply that would save them time and teach these people to just simply ‘Read The Fucking Manual’

[Unix] Abbreviation for ‘Read The Fucking Manual’.


- This instruction is sometimes given in response to a question when the person being asked believes that the question could be easily answered by reading the relevant "manual" or instructions.

- It is also used to tell someone to try to help himself/herself before seeking assistance from others.

Moment of Truth



YES I DiD IT,

As the world becomes a playground for us, definitions have to be set,

When u take the step from the right to the wrong side, you are on your own, no matter how many friends and brothers or sisters you have gained or lived with, even family;

smoke in..., drink up..., and sleep with...etc...


just keep one golden rule "BE HONEST", with yourself primarily then everybody else that would create the circle of life around you,


Never admit to have a higher and powerful mind than the others, {i didn't minipulate your mind because i am smart, i manipulated you because you are stupid }

Never know a girl for the purpose of sex without telling her, don't let her think that you could be the one, when you are just a playboy

Never smoke or drink with the wrong and untrusted crowd

Never stop sharing your feelings {MALE: it doesn't make you gay, gays who take it from behind;

FEMALE: {it's your beauty}


YES, i manipulated your mind
YES, i want to sleep with you and that's it
YES, i can't trust you to act free around you
YES, i love you

Having this rule keeps you safe when you cross over, because it will be your only ticket back, and yes you will come back, at the end it is just a game, win or lose you will learn the meaning of life, and like any other game it has an end, it has to be over.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Do's and don'ts for perfect profile pics



Posing for photography is all about capturing a moment says Jonathan. "You need to take that moment and make it look spontaneous, not 'here I am for the shot,' for me there's nothing worse."

DON'T tilt your head to the side, it looks immature
DON'T have a tight expression and make sure your face is relaxed
DON'T pucker up for the camera, it looks contrived
DON'T make the peace sign, it's a posing crime
DON'T let someone take your photo from below, it creates a double-chin
DON'T look back over your shoulder, it seems like you're too important to stop and capture the moment.

DO tilt your head slightly upwards, casting more light on your face
DO move your head forward slightly to eliminate a double chin
DO place one leg forward to give your body shape
DO move your arms away from your body to make them look thinner and flab free!
DO look like you have something to smile about, by smiling with your eyes
DO bend your knees slightly to keep you grounded and stable

And for those of us who want the perfect headshot for our online profile? Jonathan says it's all about the "secret smile" insisting that people can't just turn on happiness for the camera when they pose for a photo.

"Its about having a happy moment or a moment to smile about in your head and letting that moment well up inside you. You'll notice the cheeks start to smile and the eyes smile, you dont actually need to force a smile, because the rest of your face is smiling with your mouth."