RTFM

At the early days of UNIX, when thousands of dumb users just kept on asking questions that are just a copy paste away in the manual, the UNIX Technical Support just had to come up with a reply that would save them time and teach these people to just simply ‘Read The Fucking Manual’

[Unix] Abbreviation for ‘Read The Fucking Manual’.


- This instruction is sometimes given in response to a question when the person being asked believes that the question could be easily answered by reading the relevant "manual" or instructions.

- It is also used to tell someone to try to help himself/herself before seeking assistance from others.

Moment of Truth

YES I DiD IT,

As the world becomes a playground for us, definitions have to be set,

When u take the step from the right to the wrong side, you are on your own, no matter how many friends and brothers or sisters you have gained or lived with, even family;

smoke in..., drink up..., and sleep with...etc...


just keep one golden rule "BE HONEST", with yourself primarily then everybody else that would create the circle of life around you,


Never admit to have a higher and powerful mind than the others, {i didn't minipulate your mind because i am smart, i manipulated you because you are stupid }

Never know a girl for the purpose of sex without telling her, don't let her think that you could be the one, when you are just a playboy

Never smoke or drink with the wrong and untrusted crowd

Never stop sharing your feelings {MALE: it doesn't make you gay, gays who take it from behind;

FEMALE: {it's your beauty}


YES, i manipulated your mind
YES, i want to sleep with you and that's it
YES, i can't trust you to act free around you
YES, i love you

Having this rule keeps you safe when you cross over, because it will be your only ticket back, and yes you will come back, at the end it is just a game, win or lose you will learn the meaning of life, and like any other game it has an end, it has to be over.

Do's and don'ts for perfect profile pics

Posing for photography is all about capturing a moment says Jonathan. "You need to take that moment and make it look spontaneous, not 'here I am for the shot,' for me there's nothing worse."

DON'T tilt your head to the side, it looks immature
DON'T have a tight expression and make sure your face is relaxed
DON'T pucker up for the camera, it looks contrived
DON'T make the peace sign, it's a posing crime
DON'T let someone take your photo from below, it creates a double-chin
DON'T look back over your shoulder, it seems like you're too important to stop and capture the moment.

DO tilt your head slightly upwards, casting more light on your face
DO move your head forward slightly to eliminate a double chin
DO place one leg forward to give your body shape
DO move your arms away from your body to make them look thinner and flab free!
DO look like you have something to smile about, by smiling with your eyes
DO bend your knees slightly to keep you grounded and stable

And for those of us who want the perfect headshot for our online profile? Jonathan says it's all about the "secret smile" insisting that people can't just turn on happiness for the camera when they pose for a photo.

"Its about having a happy moment or a moment to smile about in your head and letting that moment well up inside you. You'll notice the cheeks start to smile and the eyes smile, you dont actually need to force a smile, because the rest of your face is smiling with your mouth."

Back Again & Engaged

Hello Every One, yes I was away for some time, my first vacation in two years, and i used it well, I got engaged to my beautiful girlfriend {who by the way just read my blog for the first time today and made her point so clear about some articles [YES I KNOW SOME CONTENTS ARE NOT "ZAREEFA"]};




As for my vacation, it was strange since day one; follow them in here, they will keep on coming.

FuddRuckers Was Not There, So we went to Applebee's

So on the weekend we {Hamid [Humpty Dumpty], Abd-EL-Rahman [Fluffy], and myself} went out shopping, CenterPoint, Fanar Mall, Shady had some grocery shopping to do from Sultan,

Just before scramming out of Fanar Mall a strange thing happened with me, Fluffy was searching for Hush-Pupies {Shoe Shop}, but we couldn't find it, so I went in this Cafe to ask any one I can find about it, where there was a Lebanese lady whom came up close to hear me right and try to offer help, any way as we were talking, she was holding a drink by her left hand, and a straw by the other, but in the middle of our conversation she wanted to put away the straw from her hand {still don't know why}, any way she just shoved it in between her breasts. {NO COMMENT FROM ME ABOUT THIS, SO WRITE YOUR OWN},

We found out later that the shop has closed down, so we went to meet Shady at FuddRuckers for lunch, but as we arrived there, FuddRuckers was being renewed, so we lunched in Applebee's, here are the pictures.

Understanding The Female Orgasm

Why are you reading this post?... good question

Well;
1- You are a man, hopefully straight {If not Straight then GO AWAY}, or you are a woman and you are interested in what we {Straight Men} think and discuss.

2- You want to improve your sex life.

OR

3- You don't have something to do at the moment, which is fine so make it worth wasting; and start reading.


When it comes to the female orgasm, most guys are confused. This is understandable considering that many men are clueless regarding the different types of orgasms and stimulations that can be given, not to mention if a certain part of the vagina has to be manipulated in order to give a woman an earth-shattering orgasm.

Well, if you're among the bewildered, Read what is coming to you.

What happens when a woman orgasms, regardless of which area of her body you're manipulating, her body physically reacts in the same way.

During an orgasm, she feels:

• stimulation in her clitoris

• her heart rate, blood pressure and breathing increase

• tension builds within her pelvis

• muscles contract throughout her body, especially in the vagina, uterus, rectum, and pelvic floor

• tension is released upon orgasm


The Above fine tips were from askmen.com

When an orgasm has been achieved through sex, you can measure theta waves.
If theta waves are taken as a criterion, the entire brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close on 10 TIMES STRONGER than when men climax.

Bottom Line:

So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm's strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through.