Google's How To...???

- Like any normal day, I was searching for a specific topic by using the Google search engine, and as I just typed "how to" the most viewed 'searched for' results just dropped down, as if to ease my search for me.

- Now if you don't know me or wouldn't know that "Ahmad" defines a male name, then you will be surprised as I was to see what could have been my question...

- Again here is the screen-shot.

A History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot,! he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

This is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

To Download OR NOT To Download!!!

- Here is another mystery provided by {Microsoft}; I have faced another weird and meaningless glitch in my {Windows Media Player 11}, for some reason that may not be known to {Microsoft} "no surprise" which is that the {Media Player} doesn't update the library at all.

- So instead of going deep into the {registry} to do nothing but to waste my eye fluid, I decided to download the {exe} from {microsoft.com} to reinstall it.

- In less than 10 Seconds I was pressing the download button, and waiting calmly to get it on my laptop, {so I thought}, the next page said this "There is no download available for this operating system"; I have {Windows 7} but I couldn't even find it for {Vista} as always here are the images.

- And as for my problem if you even give a damn, I installed {Zune}.

Microsoft & The Mystical Error Codes

- No doubt that Windows has been rebuilt, designed and TESTED; really tested I am not kidding. I have installed five releases of Windows 7 up to the RC Edition, and I can sense the evolution of the revolution.

- Bill Gates has sent a message to all the Microsoft Troops "that's what they call themselves", the part of the message that I would like to mention is this "...end user are not be counted as a part of our quality department..." this has been told to me by a Microsoft Rep. that I have met a few days back.

- We discussed many points as our conversation went for 40 min, as a friend of mine and I treated him as a prey while we are the walking dead; once he introduced himself it became feeding time.

- He had many answers and well justifications, until I dropped this point that I am about to mention.

- Across the past year I have took an oath to be more productive and less naggy on all my day to day activities, one of the ideas was this blog, another was installing and testing any software that looks interesting to test, of-course Windows 7 was one of them.

- It seems that Microsoft has reserved "error codes" for it's future bugs, just in-case I guess :).

Here is what I mean.
Simply... the Automatic Update of Windows has been running and it gave me the strangest result; With no further ado...



So I clicked on the "Help" and it provided this...



Then let's say that I am the dumb one here so I went to the MSDN...




And this is how Microsoft is planning to conserve all the error codes they can find before they run out of them, as a preparation phase before the Windows 8, which will be coming in a laptop near you by 2011.

Shaving Tips

- I have met a lot of people that had faced many problems concerning shaving, here are some tips that I consider them to be the final chapter for this open book of nonsense; 'cause after all we talk about it more than we do something about it.

Tip 1: "Prepare your skin for its shave with heat"
- So take a hot shower before you shave.

Tip 2: "Use shaving paste to surface your face like a skincare cream"
- Forget the gel and the mousse, it doesn't reach inside the skin where the hair roots exist.

Tip 3: "Brush in a clockwise motion for 2wo minutes"
- The brush will moisten the hair, it's a key-step so care for it.


Tip 4: "Make sure the blade is as fresh as possible"
- The more fresh then the less blood and more mirror like.

Tip 5: "Go with the grain and against it, and brush between the two rounds"
- It will cool down the skin to prepare it for the next step.

Tip 6: "Post shave with a fair quantity of any regular moisturizing cream"
- Forget the alcohol-based aftershave, you have just lost part of your skin, so no need to lose your temper with it.


Sources: www.Askmen.com & Myself.

When A Watch Can Tell More...Than TIME

- I haven't been always that interested in expressing out-loud how beautiful things are.

- Cutting to the chase, here is something that defines beauty, a sour taste of the modern era, the blueprint for what should the world should look like.

- Enough said here it is.






Company: Perrelet

Price: $7,100

Official Site: Perrelet.com

Release Date: October 2009

Your Bladder Is Your Friend

Public Announcement:


- Have you ever had to hold it in until you get up to piss, then once you release it you find yourself shooting sideways and your eyes tear???

- I just had this experience 10 min ago; My advice is "Your Bladder Is Your Friend" treat it well.