"Legion" Why do we defy GOD?

- Many movies like {Bruce Almighty} {Constantine}, and of-course the upcoming {Legion} in 22nd of January 2010, are simply defying and manipulating GOD's holiness; either by letting {Morgan Freeman} impersonate HIM, or telling the viewers that HE is playing chess against Satan while we human beings are the pieces or as {Legion} would tell us that GOD is pissed at us and is sending his Angels led by Gabriel to exterminate us.


- Since Paul Bettany has starred in religion concerned movies like {The Da Vinci Code} acting as the priest who thinks he is protecting the Christianity by implementing GOD's work on Earth, later comes the {Legion} acting as the fallen Arch Angel who is saving humanity from GOD's anger implemented by an army of angels, and now filming {Priest} as he disobeys church law to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

- Let's have a glimpse at the movie from a critic perspective, it has many solid mistakes; for example materializing the Angels by making them jump on cars and weak toward bullets and of-course fire 'cause after all they are Heavenly based; turning them into some {Die Hard} wannabees totally forgetting that Gabriel had literally flipped Sodom and Gomorrah with the tip of one of HIS 600 wings.

- The plot says "The last time GOD lost faith in man he sent a flood, this time he sent Angels" now like most of Hollywood's productions, the story is mixed up; the movie would show us locusts attacking, thunder & hail, boils and darkness; which are some of the {10 Curses of Egypt} at Moses's time; which is not new to humanity, as if HE is out of ideas.

- Defying GOD is not going to take us any where, enough said.

NOD32's True Story

- As I have mentioned in my previous blog that marketing can easily send out the right message by the least effort, here is another example I would like to mention.

- The NOD32 is an anti-virus, wasn't that much of a strong one until the latest version was finally released {4.0}.

- I don't know about you but I do care much for my hygiene both physical and technological.

- So along the way I have been personally trying to find the ultimate anti-virus,I know nothing is perfect, but it's relative; what is fine for me may not be the same to you.

- When I tried the {NOD 32 V3.0.684}, it was worse than the first release of Vista "if you know what I mean", so I went running back to {McAfee} but then the {NOD 32 V4.0} was released so I gave it another shot and it's very fine so far.

- Now here is my point, I have noticed that the image used for {V3.0.684} "the weak version" was a very sad robot sitting on the side as if saying "I am sad, useless and I can't detect any threat", they might have even added some tears to for the miserable thing.




- But {V.4.0} had this very well posse filled with confidence and honor as if saying "This is where I stand"

When Marketing can Simply Deliver the FULL Message

- If you don't know what is Manix, it is the french Durex; but it dominates it's markets by the very smart ads; here is an example for the lubricant they produce.




http://www.manixshop.fr

The Lindt Chili Experience

- As I wanted to break away from my strict diet while I was checking at the Lindt collection, a couple of my friends suggested the Lindt Chili.

- Simply I will explain it in two points, Eating & Tasting.

Eating: Just as any strong and elegant as you can get from any well cooked chocolate bar.

Tasting: This is the whole experience that you don't usually get out of chocolate, and that is the whole point of the Chili; after all you never expect chocolate to sting.

Google's How To...???

- Like any normal day, I was searching for a specific topic by using the Google search engine, and as I just typed "how to" the most viewed 'searched for' results just dropped down, as if to ease my search for me.

- Now if you don't know me or wouldn't know that "Ahmad" defines a male name, then you will be surprised as I was to see what could have been my question...

- Again here is the screen-shot.

A History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot,! he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

This is one history lesson people don't mind reading.

To Download OR NOT To Download!!!

- Here is another mystery provided by {Microsoft}; I have faced another weird and meaningless glitch in my {Windows Media Player 11}, for some reason that may not be known to {Microsoft} "no surprise" which is that the {Media Player} doesn't update the library at all.

- So instead of going deep into the {registry} to do nothing but to waste my eye fluid, I decided to download the {exe} from {microsoft.com} to reinstall it.

- In less than 10 Seconds I was pressing the download button, and waiting calmly to get it on my laptop, {so I thought}, the next page said this "There is no download available for this operating system"; I have {Windows 7} but I couldn't even find it for {Vista} as always here are the images.

- And as for my problem if you even give a damn, I installed {Zune}.

Microsoft & The Mystical Error Codes

- No doubt that Windows has been rebuilt, designed and TESTED; really tested I am not kidding. I have installed five releases of Windows 7 up to the RC Edition, and I can sense the evolution of the revolution.

- Bill Gates has sent a message to all the Microsoft Troops "that's what they call themselves", the part of the message that I would like to mention is this "...end user are not be counted as a part of our quality department..." this has been told to me by a Microsoft Rep. that I have met a few days back.

- We discussed many points as our conversation went for 40 min, as a friend of mine and I treated him as a prey while we are the walking dead; once he introduced himself it became feeding time.

- He had many answers and well justifications, until I dropped this point that I am about to mention.

- Across the past year I have took an oath to be more productive and less naggy on all my day to day activities, one of the ideas was this blog, another was installing and testing any software that looks interesting to test, of-course Windows 7 was one of them.

- It seems that Microsoft has reserved "error codes" for it's future bugs, just in-case I guess :).

Here is what I mean.
Simply... the Automatic Update of Windows has been running and it gave me the strangest result; With no further ado...



So I clicked on the "Help" and it provided this...



Then let's say that I am the dumb one here so I went to the MSDN...




And this is how Microsoft is planning to conserve all the error codes they can find before they run out of them, as a preparation phase before the Windows 8, which will be coming in a laptop near you by 2011.

Shaving Tips

- I have met a lot of people that had faced many problems concerning shaving, here are some tips that I consider them to be the final chapter for this open book of nonsense; 'cause after all we talk about it more than we do something about it.

Tip 1: "Prepare your skin for its shave with heat"
- So take a hot shower before you shave.

Tip 2: "Use shaving paste to surface your face like a skincare cream"
- Forget the gel and the mousse, it doesn't reach inside the skin where the hair roots exist.

Tip 3: "Brush in a clockwise motion for 2wo minutes"
- The brush will moisten the hair, it's a key-step so care for it.


Tip 4: "Make sure the blade is as fresh as possible"
- The more fresh then the less blood and more mirror like.

Tip 5: "Go with the grain and against it, and brush between the two rounds"
- It will cool down the skin to prepare it for the next step.

Tip 6: "Post shave with a fair quantity of any regular moisturizing cream"
- Forget the alcohol-based aftershave, you have just lost part of your skin, so no need to lose your temper with it.


Sources: www.Askmen.com & Myself.

When A Watch Can Tell More...Than TIME

- I haven't been always that interested in expressing out-loud how beautiful things are.

- Cutting to the chase, here is something that defines beauty, a sour taste of the modern era, the blueprint for what should the world should look like.

- Enough said here it is.






Company: Perrelet

Price: $7,100

Official Site: Perrelet.com

Release Date: October 2009

Your Bladder Is Your Friend

Public Announcement:


- Have you ever had to hold it in until you get up to piss, then once you release it you find yourself shooting sideways and your eyes tear???

- I just had this experience 10 min ago; My advice is "Your Bladder Is Your Friend" treat it well.

Sheikh Saad General Aviation Terminal's Route Map

A friend of mine is picking someone from the Sheikh Saad's Terminal a.k.a "Wataniya Airways' Terminal", we searched for about 20 min, but the Route Map was taken off the Wataniya's official website, and Google Maps kept on sending us to Sheraton :(... luckily I found this image on Google Images, so here it is.

Windows 8 Expected in 2011/12.

- Windwos 8 is the next generation Operating system by Microsoft to give the PC users ultimate computer experience.

- Although Windows 7 isn’t released until 22nd October 2009, attention is already turning to it’s replacement Windows 8 which will is expected in 2011/12.

- Microsoft has changed its approach to naming operating systems (e.g XP, Vista) and is using an internal numbering system and the next Windows operating system, Windows 7, is the 7th release. Hence the replacement for Windows 7 is expected to be called Windows 8.

- Windows 8 Professional Edition RC1_xbuild7.0.1128 has not yet been made; But Windows 8 provides lots of new features along with a newly designed interface. It looks very similar to Windows Vista and Windows 7(Great combination) but there are many GUI changes like redesigned taskbar, Explorer, new boot screen and login screen, etc.

Rasheed on Bad Boys of Comedy ( R.I.P. Rasheed Thurmond)