FuddRuckers Was Not There, So we went to Applebee's

So on the weekend we {Hamid [Humpty Dumpty], Abd-EL-Rahman [Fluffy], and myself} went out shopping, CenterPoint, Fanar Mall, Shady had some grocery shopping to do from Sultan,

Just before scramming out of Fanar Mall a strange thing happened with me, Fluffy was searching for Hush-Pupies {Shoe Shop}, but we couldn't find it, so I went in this Cafe to ask any one I can find about it, where there was a Lebanese lady whom came up close to hear me right and try to offer help, any way as we were talking, she was holding a drink by her left hand, and a straw by the other, but in the middle of our conversation she wanted to put away the straw from her hand {still don't know why}, any way she just shoved it in between her breasts. {NO COMMENT FROM ME ABOUT THIS, SO WRITE YOUR OWN},

We found out later that the shop has closed down, so we went to meet Shady at FuddRuckers for lunch, but as we arrived there, FuddRuckers was being renewed, so we lunched in Applebee's, here are the pictures.

Understanding The Female Orgasm

Why are you reading this post?... good question

Well;
1- You are a man, hopefully straight {If not Straight then GO AWAY}, or you are a woman and you are interested in what we {Straight Men} think and discuss.

2- You want to improve your sex life.

OR

3- You don't have something to do at the moment, which is fine so make it worth wasting; and start reading.


When it comes to the female orgasm, most guys are confused. This is understandable considering that many men are clueless regarding the different types of orgasms and stimulations that can be given, not to mention if a certain part of the vagina has to be manipulated in order to give a woman an earth-shattering orgasm.

Well, if you're among the bewildered, Read what is coming to you.

What happens when a woman orgasms, regardless of which area of her body you're manipulating, her body physically reacts in the same way.

During an orgasm, she feels:

• stimulation in her clitoris

• her heart rate, blood pressure and breathing increase

• tension builds within her pelvis

• muscles contract throughout her body, especially in the vagina, uterus, rectum, and pelvic floor

• tension is released upon orgasm


The Above fine tips were from askmen.com

When an orgasm has been achieved through sex, you can measure theta waves.
If theta waves are taken as a criterion, the entire brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close on 10 TIMES STRONGER than when men climax.

Bottom Line:

So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm's strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through.

Some Tool ^_^

Well, if you were expecting some story of funny incidents with a very strange ending that would put a smile on your face to keep you cheerful this is not one of them,

But any way here is what happened … Abd-El-Rahmaan {Fluffy}, Fady {Fadok}, and me were shopping when Fady told me that he wants to show me an item that would be in my Blog…

Remember that we were in a shopping center

I didn't find any usage for it, as it was in the CANDLES' SECTION; So this Post will be handled by your comments, so keep them coming

Anyway here are the images…

Shady & Noor

A couple hours ago, I was at Sady's place, just chilling with a cold drink, listening to our friends Fady Fadokka & Abd-El-Rahman Clumsy {AKA Fluffy}, preparing there designed attack upon a freaking creature to gain new magical powers and more gold; NO THEY ARE NOT 12 HAVE SOME RESPECT, any way the connection took the out, so Clumsy gets up to chat on the phone and we are all enjoying the peace after the battle, when all of a sudden... wait that wasn't an enough build-up...

The Build-Up;

Have you ever tried to get in-touch with your feminine side???

Have you ever went deep while viewing some image of a beach and wished you were there???

If YES, Send me A Post Card
If No, I Like You, Keep Reading...


...So Fadokka just lies on the sofa watching the TV, I am trying to convince Shady to flip the stupid dumb A@# Melody Channel, when this conversation began;


Me: Flip this, man check the MBC 2!

Shady: No I am waiting for the episode...it's about to start

Me: Which one, MONK? {huh I wished}

Shady: No... Noor {Turkish Soap Opera, some models who think they can act, in a love dilemma},

So Fadokka and I just stared at each other, then I asked Shady to explain this strange feminine act, {I wish I didn't...}


Shady: See, last Friday I woke up at 1:00 AM, and couldn't find anything interesting on the TV, then I found this going on until 4:30 AM,

Me: And you watched? {Surprised}

Shady: Yes

Me:{Still Surprised}

So here I am trying to cover-up what I didn't want to hear & calming the air, and I ask,

Me: Well, isn't this the stupidest thing, if you are interested then you can just watch the last three episodes and you will cover it all,

Shady: No, today's episode has a lot of important events.


I couldn't stop laughing as Fadokka and I left the place, {which took us like 8 minutes}, and all what I could Think Of... was the Blog.


And Also the Comments on Shady's Profile :)